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Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Gilligan's Island/bang out 10 countries ASAP/build the metaphor!


Trump hasn’t visited a single foreign country in his first 100 days, while Obama had visited nine. And today, Trump was like, “Quick, take me to Epcot! I need to bang out 10 countries ASAP.” –Jimmy Fallon
The U.S. State Department has hired a female anchor from Fox News. However, the State Department described it as “more of a rescue mission.” –Conan O’Brien
Top Republicans are now saying that Trump’s border wall doesn’t mean an actual wall, but a metaphor. Which makes sense, because during the campaign all those Trump supporters were shouting “build the metaphor, build the metaphor!” –Conan O’Brien



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