The White House
today disputed claims that a retired general turned down President Trump’s
offer to serve as national security adviser, saying he made it very clear he
wanted the job, but refused for financial reasons. Well, technically what he
said was, “I wouldn’t do that job for all the money in the world.” –Seth Meyers
The American flag
behind Vice President Mike Pence during his speech in Brussels yesterday
accidentally featured 51 stars instead of 50. In honor of the new 51st U.S.
state — panic. –Seth Meyers
A restaurant here
in New York has started selling a so-called “New Yorker milkshake” which comes
topped with whipped cream and a slice of cheesecake. Which means the next
topping you’ll get is a coffin lid. –Seth Meyers
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