Speaking of prisoners, this should be
an interesting Valentine’s Day at the White House. For instance, will Donald
Trump get flowers from Vladimir Putin? We don’t know. –Jimmy Kimmel
And what about Trump’s wife Melania?
Will they spend the night together or will she remain trapped like Rapunzel at
their apartment in New York? Melania has a new line of greeting cards. They
carry them at CVS: “Happy Valentine’s Day” (open it) “Save Me.” –Jimmy Kimmel
Today is National Kite
Flying Day. Why we have this in February, I have no idea. Having National Kite
Flying Day in February is like having National Snowman Building Day in July.
This is where the kite lobby put it. See, this is the sort of thing President
Trump needs to look into if he wants to make America great again. –Jimmy Kimmel
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