"John McCain addressed critics who believe he will be too
old to run for a sixth term in the Senate, saying that he's still healthy and
ready to go. Then people around McCain said, 'Why is he talking to that
mannequin?'" –Jimmy Fallon
"The campaign to put a woman on the $20 bill has narrowed
the choices down to four finalists. The four finalists are Rosa Parks, Harriet
Tubman, Eleanor Roosevelt, and Flo from the Progressive Insurance ads."
–Conan O'Brien
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