"Another Sarah Palin documentary is coming out from the man who did 'Biggie and Tupac.' The Palin documentary is similar, but with more guns." –Conan O'Brien
"I don't want to say the solar panels are bad, but they absorb less sunlight than John Boehner." –Jay Leno
"I had a terrible dream last night - I dreamed my cat was sick and the only veterinarian in town was Ron Paul and I didn't have my proof of pet insurance card. It was awful." –Jay Leno
No comments:
Post a Comment