Two psychologists were hired to evaluate President Trump. Both diagnosed him as a “10 out of 10 Narcissist.” They also said that Trump has deep seated mommy issues as a symptom of his upbringing and a mother who didn’t pay enough attention to him. Which explains why the original name of Trump’s Atlantic City casino was the “Taj Mommy Please Look at Me!” --Stephen Colbert
Just this afternoon, President Trump unveiled his new immigration plan, which would require immigrants to learn English, pass a civics exam, and get a health screening. Trump wants immigrants to learn proper English and pass a basic exam about how American government works. To which immigrants said, “You first!” --James Corden
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
