Claire Danes. She'd be perfect, absolutely perfect (which explains why all the congressmen were dressed in orange)

Former Vice President Dick Cheney was seen in Washington D.C. today which explains why all the congressmen were dressed in orange. --John Hulse

There are also reports that Trump wants to fire his Homeland Security secretary, Kirstjen Nielsen. When asked who would replace her Trump said, "Claire Danes. She'd be perfect, absolutely perfect." --Jimmy Fallon

Today, Trump took part in a ceremony to celebrate Diwali, the Hindu festival of lights. But at the event, Trump had a little trouble lighting a candle. Trump was like -- He's like, "I got to be careful. If this gets anywhere near my hair, the whole place is going to blow. Someone else do this." --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”  

the League of Women Fishermen said they'd love it if I spoke at their Birthday Flounder Fest (Have you MET Congress?)

Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen yesterday dismissed demands that President Trump unilaterally end the practice of separating families at the border, and said, "Congress can fix this tomorrow." Really? Have you MET Congress? They're still finalizing the Louisiana Purchase. --Seth Meyers

President Trump tweeted today, "If you don't have borders, you don't have a country." And if you don't have a country, you can't have a president. So, we did it, we got rid of him. --Seth Meyers

President Trump today spoke to the National Federation of Independent Businesses. Am I crazy or is he just making up fake organizations to speak to because he's afraid to talk to actual voters? "Oh, you hate me because of my immigration policies? Funny, because the League of Women Fishermen said they'd love it if I spoke at their Birthday Flounder Fest." --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”