He’s basically a hunk of beef jerky with a layer of bronzer (What stage of capitalism is this?)

Another potential juror said she didn’t know what the case was about, because she spent February and March “living on a lake with no wifi”. Oh my God, take me away to your magical lake where there’s no news of Donald Trump. —Stephen Colbert

On the first day of the trial, Trump appeared to fall asleep during the trial – he took a little white power nap, but on Tuesday, he was sharp, focused and … he fell asleep again. He snoozed long enough that the court sketch artist had time to draw him with his eyes closed. Well, I think we found the new mascot for Celestial Seasoning Sleep Crime tea. —Stephen Colbert

“He’s got thick skin. He’s basically a hunk of beef jerky with a layer of bronzer.” —Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

3M doesn't want to be associated with three K’s (Pence's sidecar)

Let's start off with some good news. Donald Trump did not have a press conference today. But, today Donald Trump completely disbanded his manufacturing council after eight members quit in 48 hours. The way these CEOs are leaving Trump, you'd think they were married to him. –James Corden

Forget creating new manufacturing jobs in this country. Trump can't even manufacture manufacturing councils. The CEOs of Intel and Under Armour both resigned. Which means, somehow, Donald Trump figured out a way to lose the nerds and the jocks at the same time. The CEO of the company 3M also resigned, and when Donald Trump asked why, they said that 3M doesn't want to be associated with three K’s. –James Corden

     

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