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Wednesday, February 27, 2019

this year's school play was Harold and Kumar go to White Castle (reporting for duty only about 50 years late)

Teachers at a high school in Queens are complaining that the principal is letting the students smoke weed. Yeah, you could tell weed's a problem because this year's school play was "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle." --Jimmy Fallon
Donald Trump arrived in Vietnam this morning, reporting for duty only about 50 years late. --Jimmy Kimmel
Trump is in Hanoi meeting with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. They are set to meet for a small dinner. I don’t believe it. Neither one of those two has ever eaten a small dinner. --Jimmy Kimmel
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”