If you drag your man to Eat Pray Love this summer he gets to take you to a movie called Football Jerk Off Nap. --Bill Maher
New Rule: Don't tell me fat guys last longer in bed, it just feels longer. A new study claims the average man has sex for 108 seconds, even quicker if he's with a woman. But the average fat guy I guess because the huffing and puffing slows him down has sex for all of seven minutes, which explains where he got the name Rush. --Bill Maher
New Rule: Before asking why Mountain Dew had to develop a marketing campaign with Lil Wayne to try and get black people to drink it, consider their logo used to be a hillbilly shooting at somebody. --Bill Maher
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
