“I read that President Trump has been furious about the Iran war, and he’s been shouting curse words at his top national security officials. Yeah, his staff was like, ‘Is now a bad time to tell you that there’s algae in the pool again?’” — Jimmy Fallon
“Yep, the last time Trump was this angry was when McDonald’s added salads to the menu.” — Jimmy Fallon
“But the White House downplayed the report. They said the president just gets cranky when he misses his all-day naps.” — Jimmy Fallon
“Yeah, officials remain divided over whether they should stop Iran’s nuclear program, protect ships in the Strait of Hormuz, or ask Dr. Strange to erase everyone’s memory.” — Jimmy Fallon
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