He likes long walks on the beach, giant hats, and the music of Coldplay (Pope Classic)

March 2013

“The new Pope, Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, is now Pope Francis the 1st. ‘Francis’ was not his first choice for a name. But the Vatican wisely talked him out of ‘Pope Boo Boo.’” –Craig Ferguson

“What do we know about Pope Francis? Well, he's 76 years old. He's a former archbishop, and he likes long walks on the beach, giant hats, and the music of Coldplay.” –Craig Ferguson

“The last Pope, Pope Benedict, will now be known as Pope Classic.” –Craig Ferguson

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Meteorologists are worried that London could be so hot this summer that Leonardo DiCaprio will try to have sex with it (Hotplay)

London's hottest June on record. They say it's going to get so hot in London, Coldplay is changing their name to Hotplay. --James Corden

Some meteorologists are worried that London could be so hot this summer that Leonardo DiCaprio will try to have sex with it. That's how hot it is. --James Corden

Trump celebrated his birthday with a small group of close friends. He said it was great. He said it was just like his inauguration. --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”