Tomorrow is the
presidential inauguration. People from all across country will be there. But
don’t worry if you can’t make it, because the president will be live tweeting
the whole thing. –Jimmy Fallon
Donald Trump
apparently wrote a draft of his inauguration speech himself. A little worried
though, because while he was writing, he kept yelling to his secretary, “Is
boobs spelled with two ‘o’s or three?” –Jimmy Fallon
Now, Trump likes
writing everything by hand and he actually threw away some lines for his speech
that he decided not to use. Well, we got a hold of some of them. So check these
out: This first line Trump threw away was “Four score and seven bankruptcies
ago.” Then he tried, “Read my lips. No new taxes — for me.” –Jimmy Fallon
