about the brisket I'm smoking (employee of the month)

 

Florida authorities have arrested a Taco Bell employee for allegedly firing a gun at a customer who filled up their water cup with soda. Police are calling the man unstable, and Taco Bell are calling him employee of the month. —Seth Meyers

“This Cinco de Mayo is extra special because it happens to fall on Taco Tuesday. Taco Bell is offering free Crunchwrap Supremes, and 7-Eleven has a Bogo on burritos. And I’m guessing if you eat more than one 7-Eleven burrito, you Bogo-ing to the hospital.” —Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”