pay no attention to the man behind the bronzer (We all assume he failed everything)

Last week Michael Cohen told congress that Trump ordered him to threaten his high school to never release his grades. What could he possibly be hiding? We all assume he failed everything. --Stephen Colbert

“[imitating Trump] Please remember, it’s very important for all countries and businesses to know, nothing I say is true, pay no attention to the man behind the bronzer.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”