The week also saw the death of Dick Cheney, at the age of 84. His family are asking well-wishers, in lieu of flowers, to please shoot a friend in the face. —Stephen Colbert
Ticket sales at the Kennedy Center have also plummeted since Trump took over and demanded less “woke” programming with sales at 57%, down from 93% this time last year. Everything he touches dies. Good news, Melania, you’re gonna live forever. —Jimmy Kimmel
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html
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