And if you thought bumping into your teacher at the grocery store was awkward (his first visit to a war zone)

In an interview with Fox News, Donald Trump said that he's planning his first visit to a war zone. Troops were glad to hear that until they realized he was talking about Walmart on Black Friday. --Jimmy Fallon

“Today in New York, New York issued the first licenses to open marijuana dispensaries. And if you thought bumping into your teacher at the grocery store was awkward.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”