The $17,000 Bet (pizza roll dipping dish)

A daredevil set himself on fire and dragged a car for 328 feet to set a new world record in what the Guinness Book of Records is calling the most dangerous automotive event not involving a female driver. —Greg Gutfeld

A passenger on a cruise ship jumped overboard to avoid a $16,000 gambling debt. But being smart, he just bet someone $17,000 that he would jump off a cruise ship. —Greg Gutfeld

French first lady Bridget Macron has agreed to provide scientific evidence that she is indeed a biological woman. If she's successful, Rosie O’Donnell may try and do the same thing? —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”