Turns out the thief thought they were kidnapping Kathy Griffin (security checks)

The TSA is no longer requiring you to take off your shoes during security checks, which started because of the shoe bomber in 2001, causing Bill Clinton to ask, "Why couldn't there have been a panty bomber?” —Greg Gutfeld

And finally, a Ronald McDonald statue was stolen from a McDonald's in Pennsylvania. Turns out the thief thought they were kidnapping Kathy Griffin. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”