the one who almost got away (the old fashioned way)

The Department of Health and Human Services will now end federal funding for sex changes on children. Yeah, I agree. So now, if a boy wants to get rid of his testicles, he has to do it the old fashioned way by marrying Meghan Markle. —Greg Gutfeld 

A man named Daniel McCormack married conjoined twin Carmen Andrade, but he says they'll always think of her sister as the one who almost got away. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”