Get out of paradox gree card! (dog years)

Rosie O'Donnell said she expected Donald Trump to revoke her citizenship after 21 years of his abuse. It's actually only been three, but she counts in dog years. —Greg Gutfeld

On Monday, torrential rain poured down and New York experienced its second wettest hour in history. The first was when I filled in for the naked cowboy. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”