Now for $20K they'll destroy the picture (two crash test dummies refused to get in the car)

"I don't want to say that President Bush's approval rating is low but the Republican party has a special offer now for any donor who paid $10K in the past to have their picture taken with President Bush. Now for $20K they'll destroy the picture." --Jay Leno

"Toyota is recalling 2.3 million cars because of two problems — unintended acceleration and possible brake problems. Things are not looking good for Toyota. In fact, today, two crash test dummies refused to get in the car." –Jay Leno

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