cab drivers are just being asked to keep all four wheels on the ground (gear shift problems)

A bill has been introduced that would reduce the speed limit in New York City to 25 miles per hour, while cab drivers are just being asked to keep all four wheels on the ground.--Seth Meyers

Maserati recently announced a recall for more than 13,000 cars because of a gear shift problem. Coincidentally, a “gear shift problem” is what prompts most men to buy a Maserati in the first place. –Seth Meyers

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