If it were one degree higher, it would be a boy band (If Moses had a Smartphone)

The Austrian government announced on Monday that they will be

tearing down the house where Adolf Hitler was born. There goes

our Christmas plans. –James Corden

The Austrian government said they won’t leave the lot vacant,

which means “the house where Hitler was born” might soon be

“the pilates studio where Hitler was born.” –James Corden

Today was the opening game of the World Series at Dodger Stadium, and it was one of the hottest on record, with temperatures around 97 degrees. That’s so hot. If it were one degree higher, it would be a boy band. –James Corden

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”