we’re just one week away from finding out who falls asleep onstage (the first one to stand up is our next president)

“Next Thursday is the first 2024 presidential debate between President Biden and former President Trump, which means we’re just one week away from finding out who falls asleep onstage.” — Seth Meyers

“Forget the debate — I say we put them both in a hammock and the first one to stand up is our next president.” — Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”