But if they were, what would they be doing differently? (A Dick for All Seasons)

"Dick Cheney has a new book coming out August 30. It doesn't have a title yet, so might I suggest a few. 'How to Shoot Friends and Influence People,' 'A Dick for All Seasons,' 'Torture in the Rye'..." –Craig Ferguson

"At the convention tonight, the surprise speaker was Clint Eastwood. What's more surprising than a grumpy old white guy at the Republican convention?" –Craig Ferguson

 

"The big news story today is Sarah Palin. Every day, Sarah Palin. And it is not exactly hard hitting stuff. I haven't seen the media fawn over a celebrity this much since -- Barack Obama." --Craig Ferguson

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