Honey, I'm not looking at her breasts. I'm working for Homeland Security (Was it Paul Revere again?)

"Sarah Palin is going to London to try to meet with Margaret Thatcher, who's made it clear she won't meet with her. Palin went, 'Who told her I was coming? Was it Paul Revere again?'" –Jay Leno

"There are reports that female terrorists are being fitted with exploding breast implants. How many guys are going to use this as an excuse? 'Honey, I'm not looking at her breasts. I'm working for Homeland Security.'" –Jay Leno

"Tomorrow is April Fool's Day or as a lot of people are calling it President Bush’s Day." --Jay Leno

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