So, whichever one of those is best for me legally, just put that down (it's just what his iPhone autocorrects to when he types "Hello")

President Trump tweeted today "There was no collusion. It is a hoax, and there is no obstruction of justice. That is a setup and trap." But it's not Trump's fault he tweeted that, it's just what his iPhone autocorrects to when he types "Hello." --Seth Meyers

If you want to make it easier on yourself, just ask Donald Trump one question, and he'll give you 49 different answers. "I did — I did meet with him, but I also didn't. So, whichever one of those is best for me legally, just put that down." --Seth Meyers

President Trump said yesterday he is seriously thinking of creating a sixth branch of the military called the "Space Force." They'll patrol the distant reaches between him and Melania. --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”