So if you're looking for that perfect Mother's Day present, keep looking (His bail was set at 200 goats)

And listen to this. I heard that you can actually buy a jar of manure from a winning Kentucky Derby horse for $200. So if you're looking for that perfect Mother's Day present, keep looking. --Jimmy Fallon

"Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is in trouble. He was arrested this week for threatening to expose some sensitive government secrets. And you can tell it's serious. His bail was set at 200 goats." –Jimmy Fallon

And get this -- I heard NBC is going to have four hours of coverage before the Kentucky Derby race. Yeah, four hours leading up to two exciting minutes, or, as that's also known, prom. --Jimmy Fallon

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