In a related story, the president may have just discovered weed (You lost me at 2,000 pages)

A lot of people think the U.S. might be starting a trade war with China. But this weekend President Trump tweeted, “Be cool, it’ll all work out.” In a related story, the president may have just discovered weed. --Jimmy Fallon

Today over 2,000 pages of testimony were released about the 2016 meeting between Donald Trump Jr. and a Russian lawyer. The president heard and was like, "You lost me at 2,000 pages . . . and lost me again at Don Jr." --Jimmy Fallon

Rudy Giuliani said that lately Trump has only been eating half the bun on his burgers to be healthier. And also because Trump knows that if he grabs a full bun, he’s going to owe it $130,000. --Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”