I'm getting lightheaded. I'm getting lightheaded. I'm seeing my spirit animal (a bottle of wine and a straw)

We have Drake on the show tonight — a black, Jewish, immigrant rapper from Canada. Or as Donald Trump would say, "I'm speechless. I need to sit down, I'm getting lightheaded. I'm getting lightheaded. I'm seeing my spirit animal." –Jimmy Fallon

British researchers are warning that one-fifth of the world's plant species are at risk of extinction. Even worse, kale is expected to survive. –Jimmy Fallon

And Teacher Appreciation Day is a great time to give your teacher a card or an apple or what they really deserve — a bottle of wine and a straw. --Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”