I'm afraid he'll make me look too innocent. I have to maintain some of my criminal mystique (And not 2,000 years too soon)

Pope Francis has announced new rules designed to change how the Catholic Church deals with abuse accusations. And not 2,000 years too soon. --Seth Meyers

According to The Wall Street Journal, during a recent informal four-hour practice session for an interview with special counsel Robert Mueller, President Trump's lawyers were only able to walk him through two questions. To be fair, No. 3 was when they started to get tough. "And what's your third child's name?" "Oh, no, oh. Oh, I'm screwed. I want to say it's not Barney." --Seth Meyers

Donald Trump does not want Robert Mueller to testify before congress. I thought you said Mueller exonerated you? Why don't you want him to testify? Meyers as Trump, "I'm afraid he'll make me look too innocent. I have to maintain some of my criminal mystique." --Seth Meyers

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