The new CEO’s head is being snapped on as we speak (So finally some good news for the Jonas Brothers)

The CEO of Lego will be replaced next year. The new CEO’s head is being snapped on as we speak. –Conan O’Brien

According to a new poll, only 19% of New Jersey residents

approve of their governor, Chris Christie. And they’re all

restaurant owners. –Conan O’Brien

An expert panel has recommended that a medically-induced

pregnancy made from three people’s DNA could begin as early

as next year. So finally some good news for the Jonas Brothers.

–Conan O’Brien

Donald Trump has yet to pick a secretary of state. Right now it’s between Mitt Romney and a guy spinning a sign in front of a “we buy gold” shop. –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”