the flight attendant handed him a live goose and an axe (Put their hands in their pockets)

If you went shopping on Black Friday, I assume you are watching

this on a brand new 60-inch flat screen from the comfort of your

brand new full-body cast. –James Corden

On a recent flight from Singapore to Japan, a passenger on a budget airline asked for a cup of water and the flight attendant gave him a cup of ice and told him to wait for the ice to melt. But it got worse. The passenger asked for a down pillow and the flight attendant handed him a live goose and an axe. --James Corden

United Airlines just announced a new plan where you will have to pay to store a carry-on in the overhead bin. What’s next? “In case of a water landing, your seat can be used as a flotation device for only $129. Major credit cards accepted.” –James Corden

I don't think people who participate in Black Friday are there for the bargains. It seems like they go for a socially acceptable excuse to punch a stranger in the face. –James Corden

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