Hey, it's colder here (just like everyone who invested in crypto)

November 2022

“That’s right, tonight was the 90th annual Christmas tree lighting here at Rockefeller Center. The crowd spent hours waiting in the freezing cold, the pouring rain, and 40-mile-per-hour winds. But at the end of the day, at least they had a beautiful view of the umbrella in front of them.” —Jimmy Fallon

“If you couldn't see the lighting in person, good news, the tree will be lit daily from 6:00 a.m. to midnight, just like everyone who invested in crypto.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yep, during tonight's tree-lighting ceremony, 50,000 lights were turned on at once. So, on behalf of everyone here at 30 Rock, I just want to say sorry to the guy who lives next door at 32 Rock.” —Jimmy Fallon

“I read that the tree in D.C. is about 55 feet shorter than the one here in New York City. The national tree heard and said, ‘Hey, it's colder here.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”