Krispy Kreme doughnuts have introduced a new beverage that they're calling a drinkable version of their donuts. And for those who think even drinking a donut is too much look for Krispy Kremes new honey-glazed IV drip. --Conan O’Brien 7/21/2004
A new medical study was just released very recently that found that frequent marijuana use slows down sperm. Scientists say the sperm is not only slower but when they reach the egg they just hang out and play video games. --Conan O’Brien 3/19/2004
Earlier today Vice President Dick Cheney delivered a speech at the Republican Jewish coalition. There's a Republican Jewish coalition? Not surprisingly the group is made up entirely of Cheney's cardiologists. --Conan O’Brien 9/2/2004
Pope Francis is calling for an audit of all the Catholic Church’s wealth. In a related story, Pope Francis is missing. –Conan O’Brien
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