Does this rag smell of chloroform to you? (Dear Lord, what was all that about?)

I just don't understand it why would you become an Islamic fundamentalist suicide bomber on the off chance you might get 72 virgins when you die. Become a Catholic priest and have them now. --Jimmy Carr

My favorite thing about natural disasters, and I know it's wrong to have a list. Certainly getting it laminated was a mistake. But my favorite thing about natural disasters is they call them Acts of God. And then two days later they have a Day of Prayer. So a Day of Prayer for an Act of God. How does that prayer go? “Dear Lord, what was all that about?”  --Jimmy Carr

One of the best pick-up lines is to ask a woman, “Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?” --Jimmy Carr

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”