"Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld made a surprise visit
to Iraq yesterday. The surprise is that he's still the secretary
of defense, I guess." --Jay Leno
"In Orange County, President Bush was talking about
immigration. Bush said that massive deportation is
unrealistic. He said you can't just move 12 million
people to another country. I don't know, Mexico
did it." --Jay Leno
"Republicans in Congress are demanding that
President Bush investigate whether oil companies
are now gouging consumers on these gas prices.
That's a good idea, Republicans asking Republicans
to investigate other Republicans. And you know
who they're going to blame? The Democrats."
--Jay Leno
"Proponents of this amnesty program for illegal
immigrants say they are willing to take on jobs
Americans are not willing to do. You know,
like come up with an immigration policy."
–Jay Leno
"I have to admit that I turned away from the Olympics
yesterday. Fox had a more exciting sporting event on:
Softball with Dick Cheney and Britt Hume." --Jay Leno
"While President Bush was doing his taxes, under
dependents he listed Scooter Libby, Tom DeLay
and Jack Abramoff. Then he caught himself,
'Dependents? Oh, I thought it said defendants.'"
--Jay Leno
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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