the highest honor ever awarded to a person who cuts his own hair (so it was, you know, not worth it)

December 2021

“Time magazine today unveiled their annual person of the year, and that person is Elon Musk or as I call him, Old Sheldon.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Person of the year is believed to be the highest honor ever awarded to a person who cuts his own hair.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“In response to this, Jeff Bezos just bought Time magazine.” —Seth Meyers

“He was going to go out and buy a copy, but then he realized he’d have to pay taxes on it, so it was, you know, not worth it.” —Seth Meyers

“It’s important to note this is not necessarily a compliment. Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump were also named person of the year. Time — for real — Time is basically your dad watching a bad Super Bowl commercial, and going, ‘Hey, love him or hate him, we’re all talking about him, right?’” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”