It could be arson. It could be Santifa. (a hollow structure that sort of resembles a human)

December 2021

“A 50-foot tree in front of Fox News’s New York City headquarters was set on fire early Wednesday. The fire is believed to have started after Fox News’ pants caught on fire.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“The fire is believed to have started because Judge Jeanine Pirro ate one too many rum balls and breathed on a cigarette.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“I’ve seen trees — this is not one of them. That is a hollow structure that sort of resembles a tree, in the same way Tucker Carlson is a hollow structure that sort of resembles a human.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Even though lighting trees on fire is very much in line with Fox’s position on climate change, the hosts of their morning show were very upset today.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“And it is not clear how this happened. It could be an accident. It could be arson. It could be Santifa.” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”