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Wednesday, December 8, 2021

harder than Matt Gaetz watching the new Saved by the Bell (you might still get a chance to date Pete Davidson)


December 2021

“There is a red-hot competition in the US housing market. For decades, owning a home has been one of the core parts of the American dream, just below dating Pete Davidson. But right now, actually buying a home has been harder than Matt Gaetz watching the new Saved by the Bell.” —Trevor Noah

“There’s also a generational divide at play, as millennial first-time prospective home buyers compete with baby boomers (and their lifetime savings) looking to downsize, leading many young people to either buy houses with friends or look for cheap fixer-uppers. Why do millennials love crappy old houses that no one else wants? Because it’s their only option! It’s like asking me in grade school, ‘Trevor, why do you love sitting by yourself at lunchtime?’ So that’s where we are right now: thanks to Boomers, and Wall Street, owning a home may soon no longer be the American Dream. The good news is, if you wait around long enough, you might still get a chance to date Pete Davidson.” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

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