although she can be called back to active duty on a moment's notice (the most viewed profile on Christian Mingle)

November 2013

"According to new statistics, Pope Francis is the most talked about person on the Internet. And not only that, he has the most viewed profile on Christian Mingle." –Conan O'Brien

"Here in New York City we have a new mayor, Bill de Blasio. He's 6 feet, 7 inches tall and his wife is a former lesbian. She's a former lesbian although she can be called back to active duty on a moment's notice." –David Letterman

"The new mayor is not to be confused with current Mayor Bloomberg, the outgoing mayor. He's a former leprechaun." –David Letterman

"They caught a guy in the Secret Service sending out suggestive and graphic emails to women. On the bright side, it's nice to know somebody in the White House knows how to operate the computer." –David Letterman

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