“A source close to the ex-president described his lawyers quitting as a ‘mutual decision.’ Oh, totally mutual! ‘No, Carol did not divorce me — we divorced me. We also agreed that the lawn was the perfect place for all my shirts.’” —Stephen Colbert
“But Trump didn’t go without lawyers for long. On Sunday, the former president cruised some dark alleys of the legal world and scooped up two new lawyers, Bruce Castor and David Schoen. Now these guys have a lot in common. When he was a Pennsylvania D.A. in 2005, Castor declined to prosecute Bill Cosby as part of a ‘secret agreement,’ although it is possible Castor did not know, and Cosby just dropped the secret agreement into his drink.” —Stephen Colbert
“Meanwhile, days before Jeffrey Epstein died, Trump’s new lawyer David Schoen actually met with the accused child sex trafficker about ‘joining his defense.’ My God, who on earth would hire Jeffrey Epstein’s defense lawyer? Oh, Jeffrey Epstein’s wingman? Yeah, that makes sense.” —Stephen Colbert
“What, was the guy who defended Saddam Hussein not available?” —Jimmy Fallon
“I mean, even Rudy Giuliani thought, ‘You’re going with these guys?’” —Jimmy Fallon
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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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