the French teacher that tells you all the good swears (Damn, this guy’s good)

February 2021

“Now, Trump’s attorney only had a week to prepare for the trial and has never met with Trump in person, which is honestly a good legal strategy. Like, ‘Hey, man, the less I know, the better.’” —James Corden

“If the Senate had an orchestra pit, they’d be playing him off.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Meanwhile, Rudy Giuliani was watching like, ‘Damn, this guy’s good.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“The Trump defense’s argument that it was unconstitutional to impeach a president no longer in office is ridiculous. It doesn’t say that anywhere in the constitution. If you manage to flee the scene of a crime before the cops can catch you, you don’t get to automatically go free. If that was the case, Trump would’ve finished his speech and then immediately jumped in a white Ford bronco.” —Seth Meyers

“For the prosecution, Representative Jamie Raskin of Maryland argued that to drop impeachment simply because Trump was no longer in office would create a dangerous ‘January exception’ to the US constitution and presidency. Yeah, the founders didn’t intend to write in an exemption where you can commit whatever crimes you want during your last month in office. It’s called a transition, not the purge. This isn’t the last week of middle school, where every teacher shows a movie while they google ‘vacation Caribbean cheap’ and the French teacher tells you all the good swears.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”