“After how it went today, I’m worried that Donald Trump is gonna get the chair.” —Trevor Noah
“Trump’s lawyer is giving the speech you give when you have to stall because the actual lawyer is stuck in traffic.” —Trevor Noah
“Trump is probably watching this at home like: ‘What the hell is wrong with this guy? The ad on the side of the bus said he was the best. Why would he be on the bus if he’s not the best?’” —Trevor Noah
“Before this trial even started, almost every Republican juror has made it clear that they don’t want a trial at all. And I get it! I get why Republicans voted this way. Because on the one hand, yes, an angry mob stormed the Capitol building where they work and could have killed them. But on the other hand, everyone hates jury duty.” —Trevor Noah
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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