On Saturday, Ted Cruz posted photos of himself handing out bottled water with the hashtag ‘Texas strong.’
“Things are so bad for Cruz, he spent today thinking about the good old days, when people just thought he was the Zodiac Killer.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Also, we’re in a pandemic. Shaking hands, handing out water, serving food? Right now a Carnival Cruise is safer than a Ted Cruz.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Yeah, it seemed like an OK gesture until everyone noticed the label on the bottle said ‘Ritz Carlton Cancún.’ A little souvenir.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Yup, the photo op didn’t work out too well. Most people just drove away when he tried showing them his vacation photos.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Actually, Cruz wanted to do more, but he had a parasailing lesson at 3, so.” —Jimmy Fallon
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A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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