“This morning, the president wrote, ‘I will be announcing my Supreme Court nominee on Saturday, at the White House! Exact time TBA.’ There’s nothing Trump loves more than announcing he’s going to make an announcement. He’s a real TBA-hole, this guy.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“I wonder if the reason why they are doing this, why they are revealing themselves to be utter hypocrites, has occurred to Donald Trump? If Republicans thought he was going to win, they’d just wait. But they’re not waiting — they want to do it now, because they think he’s going to lose. I wonder if this has dawned on him yet. ‘Mr. President, we need to make this happen before you’re back at Mar-a-Lago screaming at the housekeeping staff.’” —Jimmy Kimmel
“[imitating Trump] They say 200,000 people have died, but I haven’t heard from any of them. Raise your hand if you’ve died of coronavirus. See? Nobody.’” —Stephen Colbert
“Trump said the virus affects ‘virtually nobody.’ Then somebody in the front row sneezed and Trump hit the floor like he dropped his remote. After Trump made that comment, doctors and nurses wanted to respond, but they’re currently in the middle of a 4,000-hour shift.” — Jimmy Fallon
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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