You know, just in case we want to Hot Pocket the Middle East (That’s pretty messed up, dude)

September 2020

“By the way, what a crazy way to learn that America’s military has a heat ray. This is the same country that can’t find money for veterans or health care or teachers, but somehow has a giant microwave gun just lying around. You know, just in case we want to Hot Pocket the Middle East.” —Trevor Noah

“Even Kim Jong-un was like, ‘That’s pretty messed up, dude.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“A heat ray. Apparently Trump ripped out a page of The X-Men comic and was like, ‘This!’” —Jimmy Fallon

“[imitating Trump] So, if you don’t count the racial tension and the economy, it’s been a pretty smooth six months, wouldn’t you say?” —Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”