“This week, President Trump suggested that America’s Covid-19 death rate was low compared to the rest of the world’s, ‘if you take the blue states out.’ Also, and I know this is going to shock you, Trump’s wrong. Because the states with the most deaths are New York, New Jersey, Texas, California and Florida, which are, of course, the states with the largest populations in the country. So he’s just saying if you don’t count states with people, he’s done a great job.” —Stephen Colbert
“Forget the presidency — I wouldn’t trust Trump to run a middle school field trip.” —Stephen Colbert
“To be fair, the administration doesn’t just want to expose people to a deadly virus, they also want to flame-broil protesters.” —Stephen Colbert
“OK there’s been a lot of back and forth about these protests, but if anyone is still wondering who the bad guys are in this conflict, it might be the ones who say, ‘The protesters are at the gates. Bring forth the heat ray!’” —Stephen Colbert
“The heat ray produces a magnetic field, similar to a microwave. Strong enough to hurt like crazy without leaving burns. Of course, to heat your protesters evenly, you’re gonna want them to stand on a rotating plate.” —Stephen Colbert
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