Wait a minute, that sounds like this show (getting his full eleven years of sleep)

October 2011

"Bronco Rick Perry is the first candidate I've ever heard say he's not doing well because he's sleepy. You know, we criticized George W. Bush a lot, but there was one thing he was very disciplined about, and that was getting his full eleven years of sleep." –David Letterman

"Herman Cain said, starting today, if you buy into his 9-9-9 plan, he'll throw in a free 32-ounce soda." –David Letterman

"Critics of the Wall Street protesters claim that they have old ideas, nothing new, and they're never going to work. Wait a minute, that sounds like this show." –David Letterman 

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”